Dagens vits

Foto: Christian Grønne

Fem tyskere i en Audi Quattro ankommer til den italienske grænse.

Den italienske mandlige grænsevagt stopper dem og siger:
"It'sa illegala to putta 5 people in af Quattro"

                                               "Vot do you mean et'z illegal ?"
                                               spørger den tyske fører af bilen.

"Quattro meansa four"
svarer den italienske mandlige grænsevagt.


                                               "Quattro is just ze name of ze automobile"
                                               siger den kvindelige tysker uforstående.
                                               "Look at ze papers: zis car is disignt
                                                 to kerry 5 persons".

"You can'ta pulla thata one on me"
svarer italieneren. "Quattro meanse four.
You have five a people ina your car
and you are therforea breaking the low".


                                                        Den tyske fører mister tålmodigheden:
                                                        "You idiot! Call your zupervisor over,
                                                          I vant to speak to somevone
                                                          viz more intelligence."

"Sorry" svarer italieneren.
"He can'ta come. He'sa busy witha 2 guys in a Fiat Uno"



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